Being a perfect Instagram person is a lot of work — and so is dating one.

Being the bae of an influencer is practically a full-time job with a LONG list of qualifications. Here are 14 things every perfect Instagram boyfriend (and husband) have in common.

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First and foremost, you have to be a master at being both in front of and behind the camera.

If taking pictures bothers you, don't even apply.

2

You MUST be perfectly groomed at all times.

No disheveled facial hair allowed!

3

You must dress well. If you're not serving swag, keep moving.

4

And if you don't co-ordinate your outfit with your S.O.? Boy, bye.

5

You must appreciate highlighter.

Like, a LOT of highlighter.

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And you have to know your bae's best angles.

Bonus points if you can always find the best light.

7

You must be down to be in PDA-filled pics to prove that your boo is the luckiest girl on earth.

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And you can never turn down an opportunity to take group selfies with other Instagram-famous couples.

9

You have a strong network of other IG husbands to keep you grounded.

10

When eating out, you need to not touch your food until it has been properly photographed.

11

And be ready to drop everything and go on a tropical getaway at a moment's notice.

12

Publicly being her number one fan is your dream job.

OBVS.

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And stealthily blocking groupies is your superpower...

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Because there is only room in your heart for one Instagram wifey — on-screen AND off.