As if we needed more reasons to give up on 2016, this week rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting divorced.
Our world was spinning harder than Mr. Krabs in a Spongebob meme, and we prayed that Yeezus would emerge and say that the split wasn't so.
We don't want to live in a world where such a perfect union is allowed to perish!
Luckily, E! News caught up with Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban, who gave us some REAL talk.
"I just FaceTimed with Kim and Kanye. Everyone's talking about some divorce rumors, and I was laughing because I didn't hear that all day. It's so funny to me, because it's so not true," Cheban told E! News.
"I don't know where people come up with stories but it's literally hysterical. Jennifer Aniston has also been pregnant like 1,000 times so it's kind of a joke," Cheban added.
"They're in good spirits. I don't want to talk much about them because it's not my business, but I do have to say that the divorcing is kind of hysterical. I just spoke to both of them on FaceTime, and when I heard that I literally burst out laughing."
So... rumour busted, then.