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What do you get when you mix the Tony-award winning Broadway play Cats with the Kardashian clan? "The Katdashians," of course — a new off-broadway parody of our favorite reality TV fam as told through Andrew Lloyd Webber's long-running play. 

As the site notes, the performance will tell "the story of a clan of internet famous cats torn apart by fame, family, and friskies!"

Please note that this is not a drill. This is REAL LIFE.

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Among the life-affirming questions the production plans to answer:

• Will Kim ever stop crying? 
• What exactly is a Kimoji?
• Ok but seriously guys, what happened to Rob Katdashian?

The timing for this couldn't be more serendipitous — earlier this year it was announced that the original production of Cats would be making its way back to Broadway with previews in July.

Creators Bob and Tobly McSmith (who are also behind Full House! The Musical! and Showgirls! The Musical!) have cast a Latina in the lead role. Actress Carmen Mendoza, who's studied and performed improv at iO Chicago and Upright Citizens Brigade, will be playing none other than Kim Katdashain herself. 

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We'll just have to wait and see how Kanye feels about her wardrobe changes.