Mario Lopez's IMDB profile will tell you he was born on October 10, 1973.
... But we've got other theories.
If you've followed Lopez since his A.C. Slater days on "Saved By the Bell," you've undoubtedly also noticed one highly suspicious physical attribute — quite simply, that the man has never aged. Are we supposed to just believe that he has incredible genes that keep him looking flawless and youthful forever? Or, has Lopez been hiding a terrifying, life-shattering secret — that he's actually a vampire?
Let's explore the evidence: