A lot of ridiculousness was said at the Republican debate in South Carolina, but one of the doozies aimed at Hillary Clinton came from Carly Fiorina.
“I’m not a political insider," the presidential hopeful said. "I haven’t spent my lifetime running for office. And unlike another woman in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband.” [Pause for the laugh track] “We need a president who understands technology in the Oval Office,” she said. “No, Mrs. Clinton, you actually cannot wipe a server with a towel.”
But wait folks, she wasn't done yet!
Less than 24 hours after the debate, the former Hewlett-Packard exec went on CNN bright and early and continued throwing the jabs. When asked how she knew that Clinton didn't like to spend time with her husband, former U.S. President Bill Clinton (just in case you forgot), Fiorina said:
"Hillary Clinton has spent her entire life on a quest for power. She has avoided prosecution more times than El Chapo," Fiorina said.
Come again? Did she just bring up El Chapo?
"Bill and Hillary Clinton are the ultimate insiders. Hillary Clinton craves power," she reiterated. "The truth is, she is more qualified for the Big House."
Does Fiorina have a point? Is the former Secretary of State and New York Senator similar to that of the biggest drug lord in the world? Let's speculate this incredible conundrum that, thankfully, Fiorina has pointed out.
Whenever Clinton changes her hairstyle, it instantly makes front-page news.
The inside scoop
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El Chapo lived in a huge mansion in Sinaloa, Mexico (before he was on the run). Click here to see all the crazy rooms.
Where she used to live
Clinton used to live in a mansion, too!
El Chapo used to have exotic pets
She used to hang out with exotic animals, too!
These similarities are way too real for us.
Thanks, Fiorina, for being so insightful and allowing us too see how much these two have in common.